baby stuff!

When you're getting ready to be a parent, no one tells you about baby stuff. More specifically, that there is  so freaking much of it. Toys, diapers, clothes, tools, books, videos... but today I've been thinking about the clothes. Even more specifically, baby socks.

Now cuteness, style, material, whatever else aside... baby socks are the most secured devices on the whole damn planet. If you get a six pack of baby socks from the store, there are like 200 effing little plastic tabs holding them onto the packaging. It takes less time to steal a frikkin big screen TV than it does a package of baby socks.

I'm no expert on economics and price values or whatever. But I don't know what kind of multi-billion dollar baby sock black market there is, but the Gerber Corporation is having none of that crap.